God Texts the Ten Commandments

Written by: Jamie Quatro

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

Kids and their technology these days. (PS. If you need a translation...let us know. Text lingo doesn't come naturally to everyone...luckily Megan has a sister in high school who fills us in on the hip new abbrev's those young people are using.)