Björk, the other white meat.

Q: Why did Björk buy new shoes?
A: Her old pair was wjorn out.

Q: What is Björk's favorite movie theater snack?
A: Popcjorn.

Was I trying a little too hard?

For the unacquainted, discover the Icelandic vocal experience known as Björk here.

Anyway, in the midst of a summer drought of any new, creative, or entertaining television programming, here is another fantastic impersonation by Kristen Wiig.

crouching fly, hidden obama

This is funny.

God Texts the Ten Commandments

Written by: Jamie Quatro

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

Kids and their technology these days. (PS. If you need a translation...let us know. Text lingo doesn't come naturally to everyone...luckily Megan has a sister in high school who fills us in on the hip new abbrev's those young people are using.)

Play him off, Keyboard Cat...

The internet is a funny thing. Al Gore may or may not have invented it, it allows people who never should have been famous to become so, and every so often an animal does something funny and the resulting video goes viral. This is the story of Fatso, a.k.a. the Keyboard Cat.

Original Keyboard Cat video:


A few weeks ago, somebody had the idea to combine Keyboard Cat with some of the funniest video clips already floating around the web. Basically, if a video of you is re-posted with Keyboard Cat on the end, you know you failed. There are entire websites devoted to these videos, such as playhimoffkeyboardcat.com. One of the thousands of modified versions, this one combines Keyboard Cat with one of the most unbelieveable video clips ever:


Now here's where it gets interesting. Apparently Keyboard Cat is from Spokane. That's right, the 509. You want proof, you say? Well check out this little number from Spokane's local ABC affiliate:


And finally, one of my favorite things about the Daily Show and Colbert Report is The Toss. Once a week or so they do a combined shtick between their shows. Being the culturally relevant comedians/journalists that they are, it was only natural that keyboard cat would show his face here:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Daily/Colbert - Keyboard Cat
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